me: “please, don’t ever let me lose my sense of dignity.”
him: “ok. but let me… at least until I make a lot of money. then bring me back.”
You can breathe + You can at least sort of speak english = You can be cast in an ABC Family television show
Yes.
Getting my hair did and looking at pictures of cats.
Photos of hair to follow. Unless I look like a dummy.
The only thing I want in the entire world right now is taco bell.
Work is painfully uneventful. Saturdays at work are the worst.
The. WORST.
Is this thing on?